A haiku

You are so so so

so so so so so so so

so cute touch my butt

Tiny little turn ons:

   - People leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - Catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - People who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - Somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
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